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notevennice:

assassins-sandwich:

procrastinate—-later:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

This reminds me of that crazy, evil lima bean in that episode of jimmy neutron 



I’ve done nothing but teleport oranges for three days
Jul 1, 2014 / 175,712 notes

notevennice:

assassins-sandwich:

procrastinate—-later:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

This reminds me of that crazy, evil lima bean in that episode of jimmy neutron 

I’ve done nothing but teleport oranges for three days

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I really do miss what we almost had.
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Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.
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runwaydazed:

Possibly my favorite place I’ve been to

We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
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